The Wish Corrupter

Wish granted! The water tastes very well, but it's poisoned.

I wish all my role play partners would be online now.

Wish granted. They all got married to Ivan-kun^^

I wish I have very nice Japanese, Chinese and English tea sets.

(Uh, that'd be funny - I only have Ivans as roleplay partners. XDD)

Wish granted. But you drop them and they are broken.

I wish there was more than one Ivan in the world! (ò _ ó )

(Indeed that was funny.)

Wish granted! They're all wooden dolls.

I wish all of my siblings enter W Gakuen and together we Asians will rule the School!

Wish granted, but then everyone else leaves the school and you argue with your siblings till the day you die.

I wish it were easier to send delicate stuff to other countries.

Wish granted, but it costs a lot more..so much more that your family goes into debt

I wish I didn't have so much fun being mean to people =w=

Granted, but everyone else is mean to you instead.

I wish I had more space on my phone for music 'nd shit.

Wish granted, but the space comes from all the numbers/contacts that are deleted.

I wish there would be only one Time Zone on the earth. (x _ x )

Wish granted, but every other day is Dalylight's savings time, and everyone gets confused.

Wish granyed! It's easier to send them stuff, but it gets broken when they receive it!


I wish I had a scarf like Russia's @A@

Wish totally granted!! And I knock you down and steal it!! (* O * )

I wish I had a chick sitting on my head like Gilbert's. <3

You get your awesome wish, but I steal Gilbird from you for stealing my scarf ! (and because Gilbird's ADORABLE)

I wish there were more Anime cons here. OTL

Wish granted, but they all cost, like, 100 dollars to go to

I wish I would remember to put a damn wish

Wish granted... but you forgot to corrupt their wish.

I wish it rains here now.

Wish granted, but it is soon followed by a typhoon.

I wish I wasn't single anymore. >.<

Wish granted, but the guy's a big jerk who breaks your heart everyday but you still put up with him.

I wish for strawberry bubble tea!

(Alec: Typhoon is greatly appreciated! lol)

Wish granted! It's spoiled and you get hospitalized.

I wish Time can stop...

(You're welcome! XD)

Wish granted, but the very fabric of time is shredded to bits and the entire universe is destroyed. Congratulations.

HAH. NO WISH. I WIN

I wish...that... I... was... the supreme overlord! Muahahahahah!

Wish granted, except you eventually go mad and commit suicide.

I wish I had more food.

Wish granted, but it's the food you don't like.

I wish school didn't start so early.

Wish granted, but then you'll have to stay in school till night to get all the stuff you need to learn.

I wish I understood electrical engineering. (x ___ x )

Wish Granted, but now it's the only thing you talk about and everyone get bored so they decide to leave you alone.

I wish I could watch an Ottawa senators hockey game at a decent hour for once.

Wish granted, but you end up accidentally breaking your televiosn, so you can't watch it at all

I wish Logo would stop with the Guys Gone Wild commercials, they get really old

Granted, but they just produce an even mroe irritating advert.

I wish I could FLY.