The Wish Corrupter

Here are the rules to this game. Usually, there will be someone who posted above you with a wish:

"I wish it hadn't rained today!"<---

Then you corrupt their wish however you feel like:

"Granted! Instead, it's a burning temperature of gajillion and you're dead."

And then you post your own wish, and the cycle continues.



I wish more people have joined this forum

"You wish is my command. Sadly, everyone that will join will be twelve year olds who can't type smut, let alone use correct grammar."

My wish: I want more yaoi in my APH folder!

"Your wish is my command. Unfortunately, it's all Tony/America R-18 smut"

My wish: "I wish that summer would come already!"

"Wish granted. Except the sun will burn hot enough to evaporate all the water of the world, causing the end of humanity as we know it... Plus some REEAALLY bad sunburn."

My wish: "Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Meyer wiiiiiener, cuz that's what I'd truly like to beee~!"

Wish granted, and I'm hungry

I wish my computer would work faster

Wish granted, but then it works too fast that it becomes a transformer and runs away!

I wish I wasn't bored.

Wish granted, but it turns into a zombie apocalypse where you only have a gun with no bullets, and a giant teddy bear to help you survive it.

I wish I had more food.

Wish granted, but it's all food you don't like

I wish I wasn't in pain

Wish granted, except you are now dead.

I wish I had a pony. (not really XD)

you get your wish, but it's a man-eating zombie pony that's actually a robot unicorn that plans to take over the world because that's his dream and you know that unicorns chase after their dreams.

I wish that I could find better Feli pics.

Wish granted... but all are stick-man figures with Feli's ahoge.

I wish I'm brilliantly intelligent.

Wish granted, but it's only because everyone else is upid as fuck *like that movie, Idiocracy*

I wish.... I never had to sleep

Wish granted, but then you get MASSIVE eyebags and everyone's faces are like, PERFECT.

I wish that I had a GIANT bar of DELICIOUS Hershey's chocolate.

Wish granted, except it's alive and stomping over Tokyo like Godzilla!

I wish I had some cake. ; A ;

Wish granted, but it's a lie

I wish I could afford better stuff...

Granted, but all your friends leave you because you become the most shallow person on earth (I wouldn't cus Ilu xxx)

Feliks Łukasiewicz wrote:

I wish.... I never had to sleep

For a while you tried that, you know how that went.

Felicano Vargas wrote:

I wish that I had a GIANT bar of DELICIOUS Hershey's chocolate.

Hershey's chocolate isn't delicious. Get some real chocolate goddammit.

I wish it wouldn't rain so much where I live lmao

*is reminded of Pub and Go* Wish granted, but now it snows every day.

I wiiiiiish.... the dough would rise faster

Wish granted, but the dough explodes in your face!

Ivan Braginski wrote:

Granted, but all your friends leave you because you become the most shallow person on earth (I wouldn't cus Ilu xxx)

Feliks Łukasiewicz wrote:

I wish.... I never had to sleep

For a while you tried that, you know how that went.

Felicano Vargas wrote:

I wish that I had a GIANT bar of DELICIOUS Hershey's chocolate.

Hershey's chocolate isn't delicious. Get some real chocolate goddammit.

I wish it wouldn't rain so much where I live lmao

Why do you think it's capitalized? XD -runs of to get Ferero Rocher, Toblerone, Merci and See's chocolate!-

I WISH THAT I COULD GO TO THE OWL CITY CONCERT /SOB

Wish granted, but it's an outdoor concert, and it's storming really bad...

I wish I was taller so that I could qualify for ANTM. xD

Wish granted, except to make you taller, you used those rings that stretch your neck out that make you look like a giraffe. (No offense to those tribes who do that practice. ^^;

I wish my life were a movie.

You get your wish, but then it's a movie filled with angst, blood and tears. OR it's a super-boring run of the mill movie.

I wish that I was better at Oil Painting.

Granted, but you do that so much you forget how to do everything else.

I wish I could go to the London MCM Expo at the end of May.

Wish granted... however the Expo was canceled when you got there.

I wish I could buy the Hetalia keychains~

Wish granted, but they're sucktastic ones.

I'm actually making some Hetalia keychains atm XD

Oh, and it wouldn't matter too much if the Expo was cancelled, I'd still get to meet everyone who I would be meeting there anyway ahaha

I wish I could travel the world~

Congratulations! You won a ticket to travel the world by row boat. And by the way, you row the boat by yourself and you will have to provide your own map. Happy traveling!

I wish this house have better tasting water... I need good water for tea!