...Goddag.

Hobbies: Building things. And sewing clothes. And fighting. But not anymore.

Likes: Raggmunkar, children's books (Astrid Lindgren, Selma Lagerlöf...) which might be a hint on what he wants out of life one day, Finland and dreams of a happy marriage with him, Eurovision Song Contest music Kent. Police movies.

Dislikes: His family-aquintance and neighbour Matthias Sørensen, Surströmming (even though everyone seems to think he liked it for some reason), Danish pastries, drinking because he can't take that much.

Background: Comes from an old noble family that once upon a time owned lots of things but are now merely commoners, like everyone else. Grew up on the same street as Matthias. They always used to play conquerors of the seas together until Matthias started bullying and beat him in to a pulp. That was until he got old enough to defend himself and learned how to fight back. And that's when Sweden put on his cold and scary face and started his era of being in fights everywhere.
After getting in to serious trouble and being stuck far behind many others because of failing so many classes he's done his best to pick up serious bussiness again. So now he's mostly the completely quiet and angry stone-face at the back of the classroom.
That was until that bastard Matthias got out of Uni.

OOC: HI THERE EVERYONE who knows and doesn't know me. I'm Sandra. Well I only know Meg, Feliks, Färö/Norge and Alt I think? Or is Hng here too? Yeah? SO HI EVERYONE ELSE. I'm here to seduce denmark and make him lose his job.
And I usually RP Finland not Sweden so this is completely new to me. But I'm trying to make him just a slight bit more Swedish than Berwald might actually be. And this is a huge blow to my Finnish Pride so please bear with me. 8D

Heya! Welcome to the school, yo!

(HIIIIIIIIIIII MY LOOOOOOOVE!!!! *waves enthusiastically*))

...Hi. And thank you.

((<333333 *ignores the waving and jumps on* ))

Konichiwa Oxenstierna-san *bow*

*looks down at short person*
Hi. N'ce to meet y'.

Huh. You know him too...?

Hmm. God dag. Welcome to the school.

((SWEEEDEN [FINNY] 8D Ahaha the Scandies are complete. <3333 *is already getting all sorts of ideas* ))

Thanks... Y'h. You too?

((!!! <3333 Oh dear if you just knew what ideas me and meg have!! But you're already included in them anyway. ))

Aiya~ Ni hao Oxenstierna aru!

Hi there! Nice to meet you, Berwald! -grins and shakes his hand-

BERWALD yer a fag, but I can't call you that since I am teaching you and it is...politically incorrect. HOW COME THEY LET YOU INTO THE SCHOOL?

there's so much more than Astrid Lindgren! Not that you'll understand more advanced forms of language but heh I'll try.


((OMG THIS IS LIKE A PARTY!! and it's gonna be a naughty one.))

Yao and Alec: N'ce to meet y' too....

That /thing/: it's more like their not letting me out of here
.... *ignores*

((AND FUCK YES IT'S A PARTY. remember to bring those dildoes you talked about))

(Hope to see you around... in classrooms, clubs, and the dorms... I visit rooms^^)

*puts an arm around steely Swedish shoulders* Hahahaha don't gimme the silent treatment, Berwald. I'm yer prof you know! I am opening you up to a path of education and elevation. Though you might not know what those words mean just now but we'll get there.

((hahahah oh man at times like that I wish I still worked for Ann Summers. I used host them dildo parties!!))

*snorts and looks away before elbowing the thing off him*
Keep y'r dist'nc', pr'f.

(Oh I'll be around!)

((Wow now that's some experience right there!!!!))

*doesn't even have a decency to wince*
Now, now. Oxenstierna Aren't we friends?

((hahahah i know it was the awesomest job ever))

*glares* No.

((...Now my pizza's are like the most common and boring thing every EVEN THOUGH WE GOT BRONZE IN THE PIZZA WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TWO WEEKS AGO ))

*grins*
ah but I think your parents would have it otherwise, right? I'm the 'nice, articulate' boy from the neighbourhood *laughs*

((haha I work for New Look now...it's so strange not being able to say 'vagina' at work or 'happy hole' or 'well...you put this new thruster rampant rabbit...' so odd. ))

*resists urges to punch the thing straight in it's face*
.......
sh't the cr'p up.

((Oh by the moomins I love you. Or well. You could be like "I think this skirt would match the just perfectly peachy nuance of your vagina just wonderfully!" *is shot* ))

*grins innocently*

...pardon? I have no idea what you just said.
But anyway say hello to mama and papa *winks*

((oohahaha the moomins are onto this shit!!! i am so gonna be having to force myself NOT to say that))

*is boiling but presses teeth together and mumbles*
Do th't y's'lf.

((Count on me to get the moomins and vagina in to the same line! ; D ))

Oh I think I shall. They'd love to have me for dinner I bet. I hope you join us as well of course. *winks*


((hahahahahah))

*makes a loud bolded mental note to not be at home whenever that happens*

D'nt c'nt on 't.


((and it might be best for your carrieer if you manage to keep those words INSIDE your mouth.))

Ciao~ Welcome to the school.

(*Kicks* IT ABOUT TIME YOU POSTED!!!! And you better seduce Denmark well! Make us proud!!)

Oh, I'll count on it alright. We can talk about your academic career! Or well, lack thereof.

((hahaha Denmark is so easy to seduce it almost takes the fun out of it))

Mathias Sørensen wrote:

((hahaha Denmark is so easy to seduce it almost takes the fun out of it))

(Don't tempt me Denmark...do not tempt me /////><//////)