The Wish Corrupter

Wish granted, but you get shot in the face by someone thinking you're a bird

I wiiiiiiish... I had transportation

Yup, wish granted aru! It's a new new born turtle aru!

I wish I can spend my money. (I can't find stuff I want to spend on right now XD)

Wish granted, but it's all crappy stuff.

I wish the internet connection was better

Granted... your new internet is just too good that your computer crashes with virus overload.

I wish my love for sewing will become a mutual love (it's always my one-sided love T_T)

Wish granted, but the sewing machine turns into a stalker and won't let you use hand needles

I wish that... uh... I could think of something...

Granted, but your brain will explode.

I wish I can go on a cruise to Italy...

Wish granted, a giant squid is awaiting your arrival at the port... waiting for a cruiser for his dinner.

I wish Yao could interact more with Ivan-kun... and Yong Soo.

Wish granted, but you hate each other

I wish I could-- >.>

Uh... get to know people better in-character ^^;;;

Wish granted but you have the worst character ((peace!!!^_^))

I wish I can buy more mini footwear keychains aru~

Wish granted, but they all have lead, and you die from the exposure

I wish that things weren't so complicated

Wish granted, but life gets so simple that you get tired of it and kill yourself.

I wish summer so far wasn't so boring

Wish granted, but it's so hectic your head explodes

I wish people could tell you you were doing something wrong, and not get mad at you for doing it when you don't know it's wrong

(IKR) Wish granted. I don't think there's anything wrong with that wish.

I wish I had some cake. Not spoiled, not the flavour I hate.

Wish granted, but you ate it already

I wish I would get out of this slump!

Don't worry. You will but eventually you will get a bigger ones in the future^^

I wish I have a clay tea pot because it's a lot better than glass...

Wish granted! Except the clay is unfired and it falls to soggy bits.

I wish there were more hours in a day~

ish granted, but now there's less days? xD

I wiiiiish... I could get paid a lot of money and not have it taken away from me

Wish granted... except the world sinks into extreme poverty everything is soooo expensive you can barely buy a grain of rice.

I wish... I still wish for nice new teapots and tea cups~ I need a new stoneware tea set of my Japanese tea, Clay tea set for my Chinese tea... I think I'm happy with glass for English teas -_-